Only in Melbourne
2009 June 15
Apparently it’s been Winter for a while when I thought it was still Autumn. Though I guess not having as many days of being able to see my breath in my own bedroom is a good thing.
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I found some (apparently) lost keys the other day. I’d really appreciate it if the owner put up a lost note on a telephone pole.
I notice you didn’t smear out the phone number like you did for the pigeon people. Is there any reason for this discrepancy?
Yes, the reason is I forgot and now I’m too lazy to do anything about it. The plus side is if anyone’s walking up Elgin street they’ll already be prepared for any red-leather-glove sightings.
Wow, that is absurd. Who knew there were red cows? Sad, the materialistic nature of modern society. Still, they must be nice gloves.
After watching State of Play, my theory is that this missing red glove is actually an integral part of a government conspiracy, the truth of which is written on a crumbling piece of paper hidden in the glove’s lining. Unfortunately the original owner was made to disappear in pursuit of this Truth, and the number on the otherwise innocuous-looking Lost poster is actually rerouted to ASIO/ASIS/DSD. Call it at your own peril.